dailydoseofsamantics:

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

(Source: jnsenackles)

lightspeedsound:

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

I think this was the point in the movie where the entire audience cheered

(Source: rooftoqs)

  • Cas: Dean. Dean!
  • Dean: Cas, what's wrong?
  • Cas: There was a man in the supermarket who knows who I am. He knew I was an angel!
  • Dean: Shit, Cas. Are you okay? Are you hurt?
  • Cas: I'm fine, Dean.
  • Dean: What did he do to you?
  • Cas: He gave me his phone number.
  • Dean: He... He gave you his phone number?
  • Cas: Yes.
  • Dean: Cas, what happened exactly?
  • Cas: I was paying for the groceries when the man behind me asked if it hurt when I fell from Heaven.
  • Cas: Why are you laughing, Dean?
  • Cas: Dean!

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.

(Source: fallenbadass)

Real opening credits from Supernatural.

(Source: deividdosama)

kvotheunkvothe:

A tragedy in two gifs.

(Source: megmasterz)

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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